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face like a smacked arse 

the puckered look of suprise or shock, either a temporary expression or an unfortunately permanent display of natural looks fugly, bulldog chewing a wasp
i don't like the way your gran looks at me, she's got a face like a smacked arse!
When you're having sex with a girl on her period and you pull out and put it in her ass. Transfer from the red line to the brown.

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My girl was ragging so I went Belmont on that shit.
Belmont by MillzDillz April 17, 2016
kuger are ladies between the age of 30 -40. who dress up like hot chicks and are usualy unmarried or divorced.in short MILF'S
john: man u see the kuger walkin down the street... ?
roy: yo man that milf makes me pop a boner.........
KUGER by SUMIT October 11, 2007
Your a BBG, Cheyenne!
BBG by Smileyface_Kitsune January 16, 2009

idontgiveafuckatitous 

Medical definition used to describe a situation in which a person absolutely doesn't care about anything any more. Mostly used to describe emoes and suicidal people.
Person 1: "Dude, what the hell is wrong with John? He seems so depressed, like he doesn't care anymore."

Person 2: "Hes got idontgiveafuckatitous. His girlfriend is cheating on him with two fat black guys, his hybrid was a host to a giant, hobo orgy, and his best friend is doing his mom. He finally just lost it."

douche clown

n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them.
Wow that kid thinks he actually has a chance with that girl, what a douche clown.
douche clown by Boozer August 11, 2005
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