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midgit in a bikini

A news reporter who is vertically challeged and wears a bikini
tom crossman is a midgit in a bikini
midgit in a bikini by Tom Crossman November 16, 2003

swear on my mums life 

A term used in order to make someone know you're telling the truth 100% and that if you are lying your mother will die.
Scott: Did ya hear C-Dogs mum went to jail fam?
Greg: Dat some bullshit
Scott: Na bruv I swear on my mums life.
swear on my mums life by Afran April 26, 2016

Lancaster Assembly 

An exclusive party held once per year in December at the Lancaster Country Club to debut select young women of society, the Debutantes. Membership in "The Assembly", as it is referred, is made up of affluent people of high status in the Lancaster community. It would be incredibly rare to see someone who is not white even attending the party (and certainly not debuting). The dress code is white tie (tails for men) and floor length gowns and kidskin gloves (for both women AND men). To be invited, one must already be ingrained in this very elite crowd so there is no hope for common people. People go every year, often parents and their 21 year old children who all get very inebriated and kiss each other on the cheeks. The Assembly was started by President James Buchanan as the Lancaster Assembly in 1780. As WASPy as it gets.
"Are you going to the Lancaster Assembly this year?"

"Of course, darling! I go every year!"
Lancaster Assembly by lancgurl2 December 18, 2012

Sussy Baka Venting 

When you the "Sussiest Baka " vents but instead gets ejected into the Imposter (your sex mate). Inevitably ending the game proceeding to a black screen than lighting up an emergency button locked In a plastic rubber case, seeming and leaking with white goo, you seeing this continues to try to keep it from breaking. But it doesn't work.
Sussy Baka Venting
Definition: "Provide an outlet for air, gas, or liquid."

Deplorepistemology 

The tribal belief that calling people irredeemably deplorable will win elections
After losing the election, Democrats puzzlingly doubled-down in orgy of deplorepistemology
Deplorepistemology by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017

Goodbye Sober Day 

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
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