Urban Dictionary
idiotism
A term used in the diagnosis of idiots by medical professionals. Often associated with people who have no sense of evolution or the evolving of mankind (and womankind) into a higher-functioning being (see also low-IQ and homophobes).
Doctor: "So, Mr. Dope, why are you afraid of homosexuals."
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)
Glin
Eddy: "Wow, look at that gorgeous woman! She's so flawless! :0"
Jessie: "Ahh yes, that's Glindy. Her beauty is unreal."
Eddy: "...I should go talk to her."
Jessie: "Don't be a fool! You'll only hurt yourself trying."
Eddy: "Welp, it'll be worth it."
-Eddy ends up getting his heart broken-
Jessie: "Ahh yes, that's Glindy. Her beauty is unreal."
Eddy: "...I should go talk to her."
Jessie: "Don't be a fool! You'll only hurt yourself trying."
Eddy: "Welp, it'll be worth it."
-Eddy ends up getting his heart broken-
Glin by TimeItself November 27, 2021
Steel Toed
When a person is steel toed, they are a person who shows up to an event, running late and of course wearing the incorrect shoes for the job. This person will end up appearing as a douche in front of a large group of people.
Guy 1:Hey where is joe?
Guy 2: Ah.. he is running probably late.
Joe: Hey guys what did i miss?
Guy 1: hey joe, where are your boots?
Joe: AH..garsh..i forgot again..
Guy 2: HAHA look its steel toed JOE!
Guy 1: Or should I say steel CHODE joe!!
Guy 2: Ah.. he is running probably late.
Joe: Hey guys what did i miss?
Guy 1: hey joe, where are your boots?
Joe: AH..garsh..i forgot again..
Guy 2: HAHA look its steel toed JOE!
Guy 1: Or should I say steel CHODE joe!!
Steel Toed by dnart November 2, 2009
whitened sepulcher
a hypocrite.
His insistence that he was a religious and godly man was merely hypocrisy; he was a whitened sepulcher empty, who seemed clean and holy while hiding his own sins and vices.
whitened sepulcher by Arminkshipper June 16, 2025