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mohammered 

when a Muslim person gets completely drunk and throws up all over his friends 1200 dollar leather couch filled with people.
yo, yusuf was so mohammered last night. oh and chang was pretty chinkfaced too. what a LAN party that was, cuz.
mohammered by thee hammer October 23, 2007
Sophers, is a person you need or already have in your life. They promote happiness and they support you, and they truly give definition to the word "Friend". You must be greatful and thankful to have a sophers in your life.
I'm thankful to have you in my life sophers.
Sophers by WaterBooks April 6, 2024
The cutest couple ever to be together, They enjoy punching each other while kissing! They have lots of sex and love to do butt stuff
I wish my relationship was more like Hyle's.
Hyle by Jerry I. Martinez October 16, 2018
to be very tired and/or drunk/under th influence of a drug
i was munched last nite at th party
munched by warren November 14, 2003

None the Wiser 

The classic game of covert, brazen fapping in a relaxed hangout with two or more conscious and unsuspecting friends present. One is most successful under a blanket or snuggie, suppressing urges of heavy breathing, distinctive skin-clapping noises, and the desire to turn the pornhub mobile volume higher. The burden of proof rests with the masturbater (henceforth known as the fooler) in presenting a seawater scented tissue or pair of boxers upon completion. In coastal regions, where this smell is continually airborne, the fooler may show their freshly dripping partial to their peers to chalk up a win.
Tanio: "Ha! You guys are none the wiser! Get a whiff of this!"
Mxke Purp: "Doesn't count. I pointed out your phallic shadow cast on the wall to Nandy a minute ago. We let you finish out of courtesy."
Tanio: "Fine, I'll get my parents on the ride home."
None the Wiser by Banandy June 18, 2014
A word used to describe someone who gets all the chicks (Often sarcasm). Overused as fuck, was cool in like 2005 now just annoying. A common reply is "nar you bro".
Example 1:
Kid 1: Man your a skux.

Kid 2: Nar you bro.

Example 2:
Kid 1: Oosh Beni you skux.

Kid 2: Fuck up.
Skux by The god of Skux October 5, 2008
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