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Urban Dictionary

vegetarian 

a: Evil people who try to make us believe that we are not designed to eat meat, despite millions of years of proof that we are, indeed, omnivores. b: The diet of the Hindu (excluding the Hindu of Bali because they eat meat). c: What faggots, teenage/college girls, hippies, female Yuppies, and otherwise idiots like to call themselves, even though we all know they're hiding a bucket of chicken wings in the fridge at home. d: A hypocrite who protests "Meat is Murder" while licking a honey-flavored ice cream cone.
I eat chicken and fish because I'm a vegetarian
vegetarian by Anonymous February 8, 2003

Beer Map 

When you can only remember how to get to a certain place when you are drunk.
Jon: Dude where are we going?
Drunken man: Idk dude I'm completely sober, so I don't have my beer map.
Beer Map by Squid Bailer April 5, 2011
1. A rogue
2. A naughty boy
3. A bad ass mo fo
4. A small shrew like animal who likes to eat copious amounts of tasty trout
bandit by Jonny Weldon January 12, 2004

Erin Driscoll 

Not only are Erin Driscolls good at eating vegetables, but they are great at tossing peoples' salads!
Erin Driscoll likes to toss Ethan Oberg's salad.
Erin Driscoll by Pacemaker Rheult November 8, 2011

hairglob 

The giant ball of hair that seems to accumulate in the shower.
There was a giant hairglob in the shower when I cleaned it today.

Braindead Afrikaner 

A braindead Afrikaner is an Afrikaner who has a very low IQ, probably calls black people nogs, believes that Orania is retarded, and believes that a South African Civil War is coming, an therefore spends all of his spare rands on canned biltong. Synonyms include Kaaplander and braindead Boer.
Horne: Did you see the YouTube channel of this Kaaplander individual, he seems quite unintelligent.
Smith: I have seen his channel, and I believe that he is a braindead Afrikaner.
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