hairglob

The giant ball of hair that seems to accumulate in the shower.

There was a giant hairglob in the shower when I cleaned it today.

by queen of absolutely nothing March 18, 2010

hairlobe

Typically a specimen with a shaved head and a gamer dent in the frontal lobe. Screeches in excitement.

The hairlobe let our a screech.

by Nonips March 4, 2019