The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them

Man or women who is attracted to you in the creepiest way.
Could do all of the below:

. Find every single bit of information there is about you on Facebook
. Stare at you with a creepy smile every second of the day
. You may find them standing outside your window
. Usually someone very unattractive
. They will appear at every restaurant/café you go to
. Will drool whenever looking at you

CAUTION: If you come across a stalker, take three steps back and run.

TTM an abbreviation for 'To The Max' also has an alternate spelling 2tM. And also has an extention eTTM meaning 'Extreme To The Max' used in wild situations

A great boyfriend who will care about you until death, If you ever meet him, run, he might hug you. If you ever get one make sure you know if he's a bottom or not because he could be lying that he's a top. Anyways, I love him to death but yeah.

A person who has surpassed all previous notions of sloppyness, they have become so quickly intoxicated and so sloppy that they leave behind a path of destruction equal to that of a dinosaur. Often they deny their sloppyness and continue to increase it.

Otherwise known as the ole Kyle Coleman. It is the act absolutely destroying the rectal opening beyond repair. Similar to damaging the brain and requiring a helmet for life.