Definitions by XxMRWORLDWIDExX

retard your asshole 

Otherwise known as the ole Kyle Coleman. It is the act absolutely destroying the rectal opening beyond repair. Similar to damaging the brain and requiring a helmet for life.

He forgot my jacket this time and if you do it again I will retard your asshole.

retard your asshole by XxMRWORLDWIDExX October 26, 2018