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car porn 

Any type of media (especially film) which exhibits particularly excessive depictions of cars. For example, depictions of drifting, burnouts, crashes, camera angles, etc. so excessive, numerous and repeated that they highly resemble the cinematographic structure of filmed sex acts.
The films Ronin and Smokey and the Bandit are car porn. Videos that solely focus on continuous repeated car shots are also car porn.
car porn by ara s. January 6, 2009

timmybear 

an amazing korean and black man who is the sweetest guy in the world. he comes off as being a player because hes extremely attractive and has swag but he'll do anything to see his girl smile and he would never do anything to hurt her. hes kind of man every girl wants in their life. but only one gets to experience
where did you find such a sexy guy thats actually a good boyfriend?

Oh, hes a timmybear, very unique and hard to find.
timmybear by ehart09 November 15, 2010
A small, compact car that is for GIRLS ONLY. if a male is seen driving any type of jetta, he will immediately be called a douche, faggot, queer, of homosexual. If you are a male and you drive a jetta, do humanity a favor and get a new car.
"Was that a male in the driver's seat of that jetta?"

"Oh yeah. what a douchebag."
Jetta by yeeyeeyeeehyphy March 2, 2010

Statbitch 

A gamer, typically after losing a match, that immediately looks up the various stats of his opponents to find out why he/she lost or something to try to make a joke about to make up for why they lost.

Lines can include,

“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”

This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”
Player1: “Idgaf if you won, you got lucky! Your k:d is shit! You fucking Hanzo main!”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”
Statbitch by PapaLycan February 22, 2020

Shard Barbie

A female who utilizes her sexuality and attractive appearance to obtain methamphetamines.
All the shard Barbies hang out at the trap house.
Shard Barbie by Autumn333 April 3, 2022

Big caramel cup 

Hym "The Reeces big caramel cup? It fucking slams! Have you had it yet? No? Go buy one immediately! Don't have any money? Go rob an old lady. Allergic to peanuts? I don't care! Eat it anyway! Do it anyway! Die knowing that you died the best conceivable death... It's good! It'll be the first thing I buy when I get paid. Reeces big caramel cup. Use it... To lure children to their demise. I know I will! Reeces... They wasted money on marketing because no ad they make will ever be better than this."
Big caramel cup by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
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