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Urban Dictionary

Originally, a Pashto name but now used widely in Pakistani English for someone who obsequiously supports the oppressive policies and practices of the Pakistan military, especially against Pashtuns. According to legend, there are four types of Gul Khans.
1: Person who will criticize anything and everything under the sun but will shut the fuck up when it comes to the crimes of the Pakistan military.

2: Person who secretly supports people like the legendary rights activist Manzoor Pashteen but is too afraid to say it openly.
3: The third type of Gul Khan is the one who thinks that activists of the Pashtun Tahafuz (Protection) Movement are agents of foreign spy agencies like the Indian RAW, the Israeli Mossad and the US CIA.
4: The fourth type of Gul Khan thinks that everything that happens in Pakistan is done by the Pakistani spy agencies. Therefore, even the PTM is created by the military. This is worst type.
It makes laugh like hell how I used to be a Gul Khan.
I'd rather climb the K2 than try to make a Gul Khan see reason. Such confirmed idiots!
Gul Khan by GrrazWarkawa June 12, 2018
The act of being extremely excited.
"I'm frickin' zazzed for danisnotonfire's live show this week!"
Zazzed by amyisntcool January 28, 2016

Darren & Joseph 

Two Awesome people, a Badass Asian and Sexgod Italian.
OMG! That asian just killed ten guys with a chopstick and the Italian just picked up all the chicks in the bar, They must be Darren & Joseph!
Darren & Joseph by Bianng San July 11, 2010

Infinite Retard Loop 

A phenomenon in which an online interaction devolves into stupid, outlandish, and otherwise nonsensical rhetoric as each participant attempts to outdo the other person with increasingly inane or absurd fallacies/observations. Leading to a scenario in which the conversation becomes more and more insane or nonsensical as it progresses.
I was in a comment section where this debate about geopolitics went from cordial to the one person accusing the other of trying to marry his dad. How did that even happen?
Dude, that's the Infinite Retard Loop.

Beard Butt 

To push your beard into another persons asshole with your finger while you orally pleasure them
Yo Lenny is totally beard butting that guy!
Beard Butt by EEEEEMONEY July 16, 2011
Hagiraa is an extremely fun, sociable, talented and beautiful personality who also happens to be a globetrotter and achieves the infamous “geeked” status when she finds something funny. Fair warning, Hagiraa can be animated at times..or all times and can become cranky when asked to clean all the time especially if she is tired or cranky.

A limitless amount of literature could be published but still wouldn’t be enough to encapsulate the true essence of what Hagiraa brings - one just needs to be in her company and good books for the full experience.
My only wish is to go to Heaven so it would be possible for me to meet my Hagiraa.

Don’t steal the wolves from the other people’s lodge or forget to cc people who worked on the report, or you’ll face the wrath of Hagiraa.

Drive-through order: Can I get a Matcha and a Crossiant, please?

Dunkin worker: Oh, the ol’ Hagiraa special, you got it!
Hagiraa by LowerPotomacPolicy February 12, 2025
a dumbass who only plays thumbs on apex legends mobile
didn't you carry saltbox earlier? the guy with the 2kd?
saltbox by anonymous June 22, 2022
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