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carlos matos 

There are too many things wrong with this boy, he's a heartbreaker, jerk, idiot, unreliable, liar, stupid, etc, but no matter what he did and how much pain he's caused me, I will always love him and hope one day I'll see him again. Idk if you're reading this Carlos Matos but if you are then you probably know who I am. Hint: Liberty Middle, tomato, "hope future wife" hey you told me that remember, and those things you told me "I was the important person", I really don't know if you meant any of that. And when we always got each other mad lol, yeah weird times. The truth is I really do care for you, even when you always make fun of Kaylee, I turn around to give you a dirty look and I always see that you're already looking at me, IDK if you ever liked me back or even cared for me at all, I'm sure you'll show this to your friends... right? like Emiliano?... bc that's what you always do.... I really don't know why I'm doing this, I guess I just wanted you to know.... I love you Carrot
Carlos Matos : the boy who called me crazy

phonetriloquist 

Because modern smart phones tend to ‘throw’ their rings non-directionally, it's sometimes difficult to tell whose phone is ringing in a room.
"I couldn't tell if it was my smartphone ringing or one of the other 29 phones in the room. Whoever's phone was ringing must have been a good phonetriloquist".
phonetriloquist by vaughanh May 20, 2014
To pleasure oneself.
I've been watching hardcore porn and need to happify.
HE IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD. HE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU
Girl: He is so nice!
Girl 2: Thats probably a rouven

Girl 3: Omg He Needs to be your boyfriend
rouven by Majcixoxo November 25, 2020

October 2nd 

Someone who gives up on something easily.

Usually, a person who is the first to commit and the first to quit with every group challenge.
Shooter quit #soberoctober on October 2nd
October 2nd by Flork902 October 28, 2020
Kh-al

A person who is so Narcissistic nobody wants to be with them in a conversation.
"this person is such a khal, lets move somewhere else"
Khal by Dwldjon July 13, 2021
A very good gorilla tag player that likes anime🥸 everyone loves and wants to be friends with him.He is the best Content creator on tiktok😌 if you meet him be grateful
"wow cjam_vr is so cool I wish I was as sexy as him"
cjam by Verycoolman February 26, 2022
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