Oscar, where do I begin...Oscar is a special friend of yours, he is really annoying and has no personal hygiene but for some reason the girls can't stay away from him.

For example one time a girl blocked him on everything but due to his persistence they ended up being FWB.

You goofy as nigga asap Ferg is a rapper ya fool

Two huge tits that aren't perky at all. Gravity has done it's toll on these titties. Usually you would think that big tits would be good, but not these tits, these tits are ass tits. They resemble an ass on a womans chest, and you can't help but wait for an excretion of methane gas from said womans ass tit cleavage.

Close enough to tell, (CETT) is in relation to "HFFA," "hot from far away"

means when the person you thought was hot gets closer and you decided that they're actually ugly, they're "close enough to tell"

*this is a good time to pretend you did not see them and run away.

*pronounce like the word "SET"

A guy who begins to go bald once he hits 20, and will be completey bald by his mid 20's.

A term commonly used by computer and game techies as a type of insult very loosely used. It consists of a statement turned into a suggestive insult by simply adding You *insert phrase here* your mom. This insult can be thrown back and forth with different objects of the insult with the same phrase.