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The Elephant man 

An act where a male lays his sack across the eyes of a person, a ball in each eye socket and then bends his penis causing a "C" shape. Then inserting it in their nose/mouth depending on the gender of the victim causing the appearance of a elephant trunk.
Oh shit, check it out! Larry fell asleep and Patrick is totally giving him the elephant man! EWWWWWWW!
The Elephant man by Conan Owens February 12, 2009
Someone who is the bomb-diggity. They have so much swagger that they are illuminated by it. Although sometimes a bit out of control, she will turn your whole day around with one of her, "What are you doing Tkyeya? You're too much" moments. If you ever meet a Tykeya, approach her with caution because if you don't like to hear the truth, then completely avoid any and all confrontations with her. In the end, Tykeya is just an amazing person.
"Did you just see what that person did? They are crazy!"
Yeah I did! She must be a Tykeya"
Tykeya by Poppingfrenzy1 November 25, 2010
Cap. A complete and utter lie.
She a hoe, no frib.
Frib by Disbitchfribbin April 17, 2022

National Hoeing Around Week 

Lady’s we can’t just have one day to be a hoe, we need a whole week ! ;)
Boy: hey do you wanna come round to mine today?

Girl: I mean it is national hoeing around week so why not ;)

Wax Candle 

When a man pours a melted, scented, paraffin, wax candle on his penis, let's it cool and harden, then fucks his partner in the ass with his waxy dick. At the climax, he pulls out, lights his pubes on fire to let the smell of sex and Watermelon Rain fill the room.
Him: Damn, your pussy stinks.
Her: Just do a Wax Candle then, Chad!
Wax Candle by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021
The last name of a royal descent. Should be treated like a king if ever ran across.
"My hands tremmbled as King LaMonde walked through the room"
LaMonde by chuck beaver February 3, 2010

shitty pizza 

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers
my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?
shitty pizza by dumbandall December 15, 2021
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