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A person, in most cases a girl, who is stupid beyond belief
Brick by J.Williams June 11, 2006

HotOrange1978 

Im hotter than you
Person 1: HotOrange1978 is fat
Person 2: im gonna brutally murder u😂😂😂😂😂😂 L bozo
HotOrange1978 by HotOrange1978 April 17, 2022

shave and a haircut 

When a woman is getting fucked doggystyle and the guy pulls out a pair of clippers and shaves a bald spot in her head when she least expects it.
I Caught her texting my friend so I gave her a shave and a haircut right as I blew my load. I had to sleep at my buddy’s place. Totally worth it
shave and a haircut by AceMan10 October 27, 2017
An inside joke between a bunch of faggy emo kids (my friends). Refers to when a girl squirts when fingered and you can't wipe it off so it just sorta stays there.
You Got Squitted On!!!!
squit by osamma June 11, 2008
a hot girl that should totally go on a dinner date with me
noa by Rob March 8, 2005

Hydrogen Peroxide 

Something that can kill you if you drink it!
Its formula is H2O2!
It is proof that oxygen is like the human race... murdering as well as life-sustaining.

PS... It is not all bad, it can be used as a steriliser and as a teeth whitener, just DON'T DRINK IT!
Guy 1: I need a drink... Ahhh a cup of water.
Guy 2: DON'T THAT'S HYDROGEN PEROXIDE, IT'LL KILL YOU!!!
Guy 1: Relax m8, it's just an extra oxygen atom...
Guy 2: But Oxygen is like the human race... it's...
(Guy 1 goes all pale and dies)
Guy 2: NOOOO, H2O2 kills... I didn't make that obvious??? WAAAAAAAA
Hydrogen Peroxide by Itz Rob May 23, 2016
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