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Synonymous with life, school, your company and many more things you hate.

Very simple definition. Half of the people in the world define "shit" in this way.
Shit is not a swear word.

It fully and completely perfectly interprets our lives and all kinds of negativity.
Or also, more correctly and precisely to define shit is...
YOU :)
“You shitty little mother fucker.”
“Such a bitchie shit.”
“I didn't bring paper, so I wiped shit all over my hands.”
Shit by Zakooooo March 1, 2023
(Me-Ray)

Impossible for many to pronounce this name.
French: Mireille
American: Mirrraae
British: Myrae

Noun: The kindest, most loving, amazing, beautiful, cutie and daydreamer ever.

Need there be a mention that she is an excellent dancer.
Who is that owning the dancefloor?
-That'll be Mirae.
Mirae by lattelatte October 30, 2011
Not only an amazing boyfriend, but an amazing best friend. Can make a horrible day into an amazing one with just one smile towards you. His hugs make you feel like no one else in the world matters other than jordon and yourself in that moment. His kisses are as addicting as Oreos and milk duds and can make you dizzy and happier than ever, his hands yes, are also amazing and he knows it so does every other girl. He's cocky yet shy and knows how to make any girl fall for him which can be intimidating when your his girlfriend because you'll never want to lose him. ever. Watch out for his ex girlfriends because they'll try to break you two up if your going out with jordon because of the fact that the ex's are psycho. Oh and every other girl out there. He's just irresistible. And that's why I cherish every moment and am proud to have one of the most amazing jordons ever. I love you more than anything.
Who's your boyfriend?
Jordon?!
Damn I wish I had a jordon minus the girls and psycho crazy ex girlfriends.
Jordon by Monkey2234 August 14, 2011

sex-Tourette 

the act of a woman or man, who swears uncontrollably while orgasming and continues to do so.
she had sex-Tourette while orgasming! ... she said "holy shitmongers you fucking asshole!"
sex-Tourette by kenobisan February 26, 2014
Guys who like to prey on little girls & watch them for fun. And usually tend to be big in size.
Girl 1:bruh can we go somewhere else, that guy Noko keeps on staring at me

Girl 2: OMG he’s coming here, run!
Girl 1: ahhh

Cinderblock 

Some one who cock blocks really hard just to be a doosh cause their not getting any.
You: Hey Jenna, want to grab a drink.

Jenna: Yes, id love to.

Cinderblock: Fuck that, kid is an idiot.

You: Fuckin cockblock!
Cinderblock by Bossndacrib July 19, 2011
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