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Lewdizzle 

An old fad that has been out of style since 1985 and frequently replaced by boy bands or transvestites.
Ok Dude...! You are coming off like a bad case of the Rupaul and Lewdizzle when you drink that champizzle.
Ibrahil- he’s like the cold beautiful snow on mountain tops
the kind of snow you admire but at the same time it will give you a frostbite if you hold on to it too long.
Loving him is like when you reach the peak of the mountain and the oxygen is less so it is hard to breathe but you enjoy the pain
Everything about him is different he teaches you how to see the world from where he does and it is so beautiful that you wouldn’t wanna live your life your way he is deep and grey, he bleeds grey but yet his soul is the most colorful I’ve ever seen..
He doesn’t have a strong heart he is very sensitive but yet his heart is the purest I’ve ever seen
Even the stars can not understand the madness
when I look at his eyes I see the devil dance like he owns him
He makes love to me like he owns my soul
And I would sin a thousand times to feel his lips against my body.
He has a mind of a chess board you’d be driven insane foolish enough trying to win.
He walks and the shadows move and he can stare straight through your soul smile and take what is his and yet you will still feel complete.
Kissing him is like whiskey neat and strong and nutty.
Even though his pain is like a pair of wings scared and huge he can still laugh it off
He is very difficult to know yet so easy to understand him
This is Ibrahil and he says he is pure and I love him for everything he is.
Hi this is ibrahil, you are lucky to have him in your life.
Ibrahil by Persianpearl November 22, 2021

bunkbedded

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse between a male and a female in which the female assumes a doggy-style position and the male with every other stroke swiches between the vagina and the butthole
I had Sarah weeping last night when I started to bunkbedded her
bunkbedded by pussywipedbunkbed February 18, 2018
Jerry: Hey dude did you see how I yeeted on Tim last night?
John: Yeah, I saw that, but I believe the proper term for the past tense of yeet is yort.
yort by jerghe May 30, 2018

Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis 

Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis is a debilitating genetic disease that affects 1 in 1 females over the age of birth. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: The lack of the ability to recognize sarcasm, the inability to shut the hell up, blather...ing on about something no one cares about, asking incessant questions about simple things that should be obvious, the inability to fix anything without asking for a males help, the inability to use tools, the inability to drive a stick properly, the unreasonable desire to shop for shoes that they don't need, carrying a purse, dressing slutty, and not getting what Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis is. There is is no known treatment of cure except for death. The only sufferers are always the male that has to interact with the affected person. While there have been a few cases of a person with this disease overcoming it, it is EXTREMELY rare. Even when this condition has been tried to be corrected with surgery, the condition persists.
1-That girl is really stupid.
2-You know she has Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis?
Wants to experiment with butt stuff but won’t admit it. Cares about his lifted Ford F350 more than you. Definitely a tit man. Eats a lot but never gains any weight. Keeps his money in a coffee can because he doesn’t trust banks. Thinks coffee is a hard drug but has a massive wang and shaves his pits
Damn my ass looks so phat in these tie dyed booty shorts…

Yeah you look like Ian when he worked at the gay club
Ian by iankatulski December 7, 2021
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