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Dez is a nice guy who likes to get on your nerves. He's annoying, but he's the funniest person you know. He has a really nice smile, and he's so hot. He makes friends easily, and he's really likeable. He has a huge penis and he's a great kisser. He's a flirt and he knows how to make any girl smile. He gets all the girls and is extremely loyal. He sets most of the trends and everyone likes him.
Girl 1 "Dez is definitely the cutest guy I know"

Girl 2 "For sure!
Dez by Joemama21 January 30, 2020
WHAT THE FRICK?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frick by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 14, 2021

musterbate

(v.) To stimulate oneself or one's partner to the point of ejaculation of mustard.
Oh prease, it's time I musterbate in the bathroom, with the lotion
musterbate by TheLoudestFan March 4, 2009
A smart,beautiful girl who doesn't realize it. She will often put others before her,and it sometimes to the extreme where she stops thinking about herself completely. She can be extremely shy/quiet at first but once you get to know her she won't shut up. A very talented and creative girl,however often to shy to show others what she can do. She is very stubborn and will always fight for what she believes. A very clumsy and unorganized girl,but will normally just laugh it off and move on. She isn't very popular and only has a few friends,but she is loyal beyond belief. She often however,has a short fuse and if someone lights it,they'd better be ready for a storm. Often loves to change her look by trying different clothing styles,dyeing her hair,etc but never goes to far and always stays true to her personal likes. An animal lover in general but loves small or fuzzy animals most of all. A dog person through and through,although she still loves cats. Will often cover her emotions to protect others,but will have cracking points where she needs to cool off. She hates the oitdoors,and is not really into sports,however she loves games and is a huge bookworm. In general,she is often an amazing person and people are lucky to know her. And if you are a Breanna that's reading this,keep being the kick ass person you truly are!
1:Is that Breanna over there?
2:Sorry,I don't really know her.
1:Dude,you have no clue what your missing out on!
Breanna by DonutDoge July 15, 2019

Zapatero 

Adjective used to described something gay, underhanded, weak or cowardly referencing Spain's Prime Minister Jose Luis Zapatero Rodgriguez. In his seven years in office, he has proven what a good friend he was to the United States by not standing up when the American flag was paraded past him, encouraging other countries to abandon America in Iraq, pulling troops from Kosovo without notifying NATO, paying Somali pirates, and singlehanded ruining the Spanish Economy. On of his first acts as prime minister was to legalize gay marriage, aledgedly so he could gay marry his longtime idol, Osama Bin Laden.
The one on bottom is so Zapatero...
Look at those two zapatero ancle grabbers...
Cutting and running is so Zapatero...
Zapatero by Carme Chacon December 3, 2010

The Philly dump truck 

When you make love to a woman's breasts with your penis, and then poop onto her belly.
Oh man that girl is so cool. She let me do the Philly dump truck on her stomach. I love her man!

amoy baho! 

A filipino work meaning "you smell good!" if someone says that to you they are saying that you smell very good <3
for example if someone walks past you and gets a big whif of you ans says "amoy baho!" they are just very shocked on how good you smell
amoy baho! by emidaweeb August 30, 2022
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