numpty

A person who is incapable of performing the simplest of task correctly. Usual symptoms include poor hand-eye coordination, zero common sense and the general illusion that they are special (caused by parents referring to them as such and the numpty not fully grasping the meaning implied).

Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.

person1: Jeff could you pass me the pen?
Jeff: ooops! (while dropping the pen)
Person1: Jeff you're such a numpty!

numpty by punchlinestapler September 22, 2010

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Dirty Cadence

when you turn someone innocent into a druggie man whore

Cory got a dirty cadence pulled on him

Dirty Cadence by Suckmydrumstixk July 1, 2020

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Oit

The rubbery skin that forms on the top of a cup of hot cocoa after adding a dollop of cold milk.

Oh my God, mom, the oit stuck to my spoon.

Oit by Richard Kirshen October 27, 2003

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Dranmp

Being sad or depressed for the sole reason of being out of weed (may also lead to murder plots).

Man i was so dranmp after the motion blur stopped making Will trip down the stairs and there wasn't even any left to make it happen again.

Dranmp by IrDranmp June 9, 2018

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Avlin

Its a unique name and it means

powerful

Avlin is a beautiful girl

Avlin by Joshlin Francis December 2, 2021

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Emory

A very kind and sweet hearted boy who will go out of his way to show you how much you mean to him. The kinda boy who you’ll see on the street and say, “who’s that cute boy? I wonder if he’s single”. Truly a boy to cherish.. (even if he has a girls name)..

“Was that your boyfriend who just gave you those flowers??”, “Yes it was. That’s my sweet Emory :)”❤️

Emory by Ggirllover<3’s January 18, 2022