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Schmeezing is when you "schmeez out"
Vro did you mf C that zook schmeezin out on the triple? Yeah, hes on schmeez duty fr fr.
Schmeez by Yurd.me September 17, 2019

nigga'rig 

to make with duck tape or other house hold iteams.
if you brake a leg on a table and you use "duck tape" or "super glue" to put it back together agin.
nigga'rig by David.M.Collins August 30, 2005

blue hair queer

dude you're dad is such a blue hair queer
blue hair queer by Big ehh May 14, 2017

junk waxing 

Anything that leads that wonderful post orgasm moment. Ahh
He had a wicked case of blue balls and needed some good junk waxing.
junk waxing by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

Clownscape 

A term used to classify plane of existence that we seem to have merged with, the Clownscape was documented by scientists and researchers, believed to be an anomaly caused by the manifestation of raw incomprehensible rhetoric regarding the sociopolitical and economic atmosphere of the current times. The Clownscape seems to be a reality in which its populous believes the existence of a multiple genders and social pronouns, the nonsensical normalization of obesity, and where major corporations are run by clown like entities. Initially, discovery of the Clownscape, code-named; Funhouse was kept secret from the general public as a means to allow for the gradual continued merging between its reality and ours. Now that the merge seems to have gone out of control, its existence has been revealed.
An article that reads, "Student Says There Are Only Two Genders And Finds Himself Expelled Shortly Afterward"
the appropriate response to which could be, "Welcome to the Clownscape, bitchtits."
Clownscape by RadicalDumpster July 11, 2019

Succubus 

A Succubus is a young male spirit who visits a guy in his dreams and sucks him off -- the evidence and proof that Succubei exist is the guy's cum-covered sheets.
Oh Wow! Look! A Succubus must have visited me last night!
Succubus by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021
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