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Cook bacon 

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.
I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.
Cook bacon by Patman888 August 19, 2016

Daneelia 

She's a bitch sometimes but she's really cool I guess
Daneelia: fuck you
Me: ok cool
Daneelia by Your dad is big gay April 15, 2019
a person who fails to understand easy concepts and doesn’t google anything when they don’t know something
he’s such a kumail, he never understands
kumail by Virtually April 15, 2023
The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.
Sroweta is a bengali name which means a flow in things. It cannot be pin point to specific flow. Usually it refers to a person who living with flow of life to where it leads
The sroweta of the water is towards north.
Sroweta by anonymous November 23, 2021

faggyatt 

"That faggot has a level 5 gyatt! What a faggyatt!"
faggyatt by rubenisg August 9, 2023
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