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CovidQuil 

Lysergic acid diethylamide (a pain reliever/fever reducer), dextromethorphan HBb (a cough suppressant) and dohoxylamine sucinate (an antiherstamine) Sugar, Citric Acid, Contains Less Than 2% Of Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Artificial Flavor, Calcium Phosphate, Red 40, Blue (red flavor) {Meant to be for humor only}

The trade name Lead Zephelin.
CovidQuill Directions: Take only as directed. Only use the dose tab provided. Do not exceed 1 dose per 24 hrs. Adults & children 12 yrs & over: 30 giggles every 4 hrs, children 4 to under 12 yrs: do not use!
CovidQuil by ghostdog72 September 27, 2020

Tactical cry 

Making a pre-planned effort to cry at a specific time in order to unload tears and emotions in order to continue with life as if nothing has happened.
I’ve been holding the fort for my family for so long I had to go to the garage and have a 5 minute tactical cry in order to carry on helping them.
Tactical cry by D the H December 12, 2022

Burger King Chicken Mitt

When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.

dewjabby 

A object or thing that a normal person would forget the name of.
DUDE!!! hand me that dewjabby over there the toilet is overflowing!!!
dewjabby by dealwidit June 23, 2008

post guardianship stress disorder 

Post guardianship stress disorder is a condition similar to post-traumatic stress disorder affecting 20+ adults and causing them to display emotional problems of a type usually found in teenagers. It is caused by a history of rough legal guardianship by guardians who "wanted the best for you" and/or very good memory, preventing affected people from forgetting the hell it was to be under a legal guardian. Mind you, people with post guardianship stress disorder are NOT age queers, they do NOT wish they were real teenagers again any more than Holocaust survivors wish they were back in concentration camp. Quarterlife crisis is not post guardianship stress disorder although it often strikes at a similar stage of life, but for very different reasons. To be considered a sufferer of post guardianship stress disorder your emotional problmes have to be caused by what your legal guardians or equivalent did legally to you "doing their job", not by people breaking the law.
I have post guardianship stress disorder.

YGIO(You got it out) 

The action of ejaculation by either a male or female, with a partner or alone; Nutting;Cumming;Getting it out
MGIOIAP(Matt got it out in AP).- YGIO(You got it out)
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