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Bloaty McFloaty 

Abdominal portrusion (bloating) so much that you resemble that of a floating balloon.

Female (general) cause: That 'time of the month'.

Male (general) cause: Too much donuts and beer.
"Stay clear guys..my mom's a 'Bloaty McFloaty' today".

"If I only knew 20 years ago my hubby would go from 'class jock' to 'Bloaty McFloaty'!"

"Whudup Bloaty McFloaty!"

"Bloaty McFloaty is in the house!"
Bloaty McFloaty by heartley99 April 30, 2010
The sweetest guy ull ever meet a little weerd @ times but still funny he's nice to everyone and he annoys me sometimesbut i luv him so much. Chuck Norris ain't got nothing on him.
<3you
"Joe...ur a dumass"
Joe by _Mrs Rosalee Goatboy July 23, 2014
An African American enemy combatant that gives elo to other chimps
Ong there’s a Kaxyy in my yard, grab the whip
Kaxyy by Alexman42 July 13, 2023

The Razzler

That big ape is the Razzler of the prise

One who razzles and dazzles

The Razzler on that young one.

The Razzler will take it all home in the poker
The Razzler is favourite for the game tonight. He might razzle and dazzle us all into defeat.

You should have seen the razzler on your one i was with last night.
The Razzler by Beltage January 21, 2021
the religion of the Muslims, a monotheistic faith regarded as revealed through Muhammad as the Prophet of Allah.
The word Islam means voluntary “Submission” or “Surrender” to the Will of God. It derives from the root word “salam,” meaning peace.

In the Quran, God defines that the only purpose for which He created mankind is to Worship Him. Islam recognizes that humankind has free choice in whether to obey or disobey God, but ultimately we will be held accountable to God in the next life for the choices that we make in this life.
Islam is a natural way of life that encourages one to give due attention to their relationship with God and His creation. Islam teaches that it is through the doing of good deeds and seeking the pleasure of God that souls find true happiness and peace. It is in this context that the word Islam derives from the root word “salam,” or peace
God sent Prophets to teach mankind how to worship Him; starting with Adam, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus and the last of the messengers, Muhammad (peace be upon them all). The Islamic position is that all of these prophets came with the same message, that there is no deity worthy of worship except the One True God, known in Arabic as Allah.
A : Hey did you hear that Islam is the world's second-largest religion and world's fastest growing religion.

B: Indeed. There is no god but Allah and Muhammad was his messenger.
A: I don't understand why people say we fuck goats even when our Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) prohibited sex with animals in many narrations:
The Prophet (ﷺ) said: Cursed is he who goes in unto (has sex with in other words in Arabic) an animal. 1
The Prophet (ﷺ) said: Allah cursed who goes unto (has sex) with an animal. 2
The Prophet (ﷺ) said: If anyone has sexual intercourse with an animal, kill him and kill it along with him.3
After reading these it becomes clear that having sex with animals is indeed prohibited within Islam. The same viewpoint is also held in the Bible:
If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he is to be put to death, and you must kill the animal. 12
If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. 13
References:
1 Narrated by Abdallah Ibn Abbas in Musnad Ahmad 3/266 & Authenticated by Sheikh Al-Albani in Sahih Al-Jami' 5891, Authentic.
2 Narrated by Abdallah Ibn Abbas and authenticated by Sheikh Al-Albani in Sahih Al-Targheeb 2421, Authentic.
3 Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas in Sunan Abi Dawud 4464, Hasan Sahih According to Al-Albani.
12 Leviticus 20:15 New International Version.
13 Leviticus 20:16 New International Version.
Islam by Spongebob_de_great June 9, 2018
one of the best Countries in Europe. Homeland of my Grandfather, and Heinz Erhardt, who is one of the greatest Comedians and MCs that Germany ever had.Period.
No zemes sis mes izangusi esam
Un saja zemegalvu noliksim.
latvia by Zuckerpapa June 15, 2005
Jubiana the most beautiful girl in the world, she really knows how to love you and show care about you. She will always be there when you have down days and happy days. She might've been broken so many times but one day she will find the one. Jubiana goes great with a boy named Miguel. Find yourself a girl like Jubiana shes the most caring person In the world.
Miguel: I haven't been feeling myself lately
Jubiana: I'll do anything to make you happy I'm here always here :)
Jubiana by Canyoudoyourbest123 March 18, 2020
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