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dumbest bitch alive. complains too damn much. she's probably really short and thinks she is funny
Stop being such a Jansyn!! Its so annoying
Jansyn by 273663838 April 4, 2020

Bro 10.0 

I’m a Bro 10.0
Bro 10.0 by WhoIsBro??? July 28, 2022

Agustin's dirty 

When you put butter into your pets asshole and get an erection. Most of the time you lick it afterwards.
Agustin's dirty is the best intercourse ever.
Agustin's dirty by Los Rico's September 30, 2015
Regular replacement word for things one often forgets. Often brought into conversation when one is sleep-deprived, stoned, or entering the alzheimer's stage of life.
"What's that blasted bort again? You know, the thing with the handle and you put it in cereal?"
"...A Spoon?"

"Bort me in the bort-time, bort me in the evening, bort me in the afternoon"
"You askin fer secks?"
"Mebbe"

Johnathon was feeling rather bort -- he left his keys in the back seat of his 1996 bort sedan. Many borts earlier, he was a little bort with high aspirations to one day bort the special bortlympics. This would never happen, as he was incredibly borty.
bort by borty mcbort May 17, 2007

Interhorse 

The act of having intercourse with a horse
Yo, I just saw Kai (transgender) having Interhorse with with a horse!
Interhorse by Bobkai September 24, 2023

Settling 

This is a phenomenon experienced by guys at colleges with a low number of female students. It is characterized by delusions and hallucinations in which fat, horrendous-looking women appear to be attractive to the unsuspecting male victim .

Being pussy-whipped is a side-effect of settling.
If your friend is dating a chick that makes bigfoot look like a Gap Model, but he insists on spending his weekends with her, he is probably suffering from 'settling.'
Settling by JFITB October 14, 2005
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