Regular replacement word for things one often forgets. Often brought into conversation when one is sleep-deprived, stoned, or entering the alzheimer's stage of life.
"What's that blasted bort again? You know, the thing with the handle and you put it in cereal?"
"...A Spoon?"
"Bort me in the bort-time, bort me in the evening, bort me in the afternoon"
"You askin fer secks?"
"Mebbe"
Johnathon was feeling rather bort -- he left his keys in the back seat of his 1996 bort sedan. Many borts earlier, he was a little bort with high aspirations to one day bort the special bortlympics. This would never happen, as he was incredibly borty.
This is a phenomenon experienced by guys at colleges with a low number of female students. It is characterized by delusions and hallucinations in which fat, horrendous-looking women appear to be attractive to the unsuspecting malevictim .
If your friend is dating a chick that makes bigfoot look like a Gap Model, but he insists on spending his weekends with her, he is probably suffering from 'settling.'