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Urban Dictionary

A person who is dead inside, a mindless zombie, a person who has no ambition in life, a person who has nothing going on in their life besides working at a dead end job, no friends, bad relationships with women, and lives a simple routine life that cannot be broken.
Jerry is a 30-year old man who works at a dead end job of a cashier in a grocery story. Jerry lives the same life, over and over again because he has no ambition to improve or do better in life. Jerry always dates women who use him for money and free housing.
Jerry by BigOldExhaustedDummy September 21, 2025

underwater skier 

When a woman has a penis in her mouth, vagina and anus. Plus she also has a penis in each hand. Airtight with poles.
We had five guys over for my wife’s birthday. She took care of all them at the same time. She was underwater skier!
underwater skier by Claymax2 December 11, 2021
the most perfect girl alive. Will stab a bitch but will also give a bitch her life. the most loyal lil girl and is a the cutest neko ever. a beautiful and commonly confused youthful woman with the pussy of a god
guy 1: you seen preiah lately?
guy 2: yes I swear to god she's getting hotter
guy 1: she's just perfect and she's such a good girl
preiah by potnoodlesinmypussy September 16, 2018
"yo girl is a butta-face ass hoe". "FUCK YOU NIGGA YA MUM".
ya mum by yayareahottie September 4, 2005
Another word for wonderful, The universe and beyond, sound of the heart, sweetness of life, anything and everything, the last of the real ones.
My heart sirenas for you!
Sirena by ASCR July 2, 2021

Closet Skater 

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.
Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.
Closet Skater by Yellowwater September 20, 2019