1. The pain you'
ll receive, after a muscle contraction, that lasts mere seconds or
even hours.
2.
God's punishment for all the horrible things you did, within the last 24 hours (i.e. not warning people after a
toxic incident on the
shitter).
Mostly in the form of absolutely excruciating and mindbreaking pain in areas of your body, that you didn't even knew, had the capactiy of feeling any sort of sensation, often appearing in the middle of the night and waking you up from that sick lucid dream of yours, where you were about to get that Epic Victory Royale in Fortnut.
"Prefered" parts of the body, that cramps like to show up on are the lower calfs of both legs, both of your
feet, your tongue or the left or
right side of your torso after you made the bad decision to try out that new sleeping position, that you found in the "The Kama Sutra of Sleeping Positions" earlier this
day, since you aren't enough
Ricardo to have an actual girlfriend to practice postions from the real "Kama Sutra" with, except maybe your waifu bodypillow covered in cumstains and sweat.
All that's left for you to do, after you've received the feeling of "knowing" that the pain is going to kick in within the next 10 seconds is, to hold the part of the body, that is going to be affected from the cramp and to roll from one side of the bed to the other, while screaming and regretting for the next 5-10 minutes and learning out of your mistakes to never be a
turd-swinging lil shit to our
society ever again
A
mother to her son, after she heard him screaming in agony last night.
Mother: (in a concerned voice) Did you sleep well last night, or did something happen?
Son: (slightly annoyed) No I suddenly got a really painful cramp in the lower calf of my right leg and it
woke me up to the point, where i couldn't hold back screaming, cause of the pain.