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Beer Poo 

A sloppy, brown, smelly faeces you often encounter after a serious round of drinking the night before. Can often come continuously throughout the day to flush out alcoholic toxins.
Tom - "I'm seriously paying for last night. I've had six beer poo's in the last HOUR."

Dave - "Unlucky, I was done with the first this morning. Pretty disgusting though!"
Beer Poo by MaceGrey October 19, 2010

Nub Skrub 

A person who is both 'Nub', and 'Skrub'. (Look at Nub and Skrub for further definition)
Shut up you're just a 'Nub Skrub'
Nub Skrub by BakonKodes June 28, 2016

Nut-to-but 

When troopers line up in a column formation, typically as the starting formation in a linebattle or a promotion ceremony.
Line up! Nut-to-but gentlemen! -Unc0nn3ct3d during linebattle
Nut-to-but by Mac Tíre_2k August 9, 2021

mechanically seperated chicken 

The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C).
WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!!
Nutan is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. He's truly beautiful inside and out but not in a cocky way at all. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Nutan is just Nutan. You have to love him, or hate him.
Nutan is who he is. Love him or hate him.
Nutan by 3<rethgifatonrevol March 10, 2018

pussywhipped 

a pussywhipped guy is a spineless insecure butt kissing sissy man who has to agree with everthing his girl says,and give in to every demand,even if he loses his guy friends he doesnt care,because he is so insecure he fears disagreeing with her because this might upset the emperor,and he cant take the risk of being single because of his insecurities.this type of guy is simply a joke,the key to being in the pussywhipped hall of fame is simple things like,we watched football every sunday at his house,but now his girlfriend goes there on sunday so were not allowed over,but guess what hes doing,sitting there watching football.thats the problem with these people,likes wht the big deal if his guy friends watch football while shes there,i dont get it,but no,if shes coming over the fortrace goes up and no 1 may enter or leave.because he has to use all his focus seeing if he can stick his head all the way up her ass.it is hard to believe why any women dates these idiots,because to me it goes against human nature,but for the girl it makes them feel more important and special because everything goes her way.to me being a pussywhipped stooge is not about sex,its about relationships.the pussywhipped male is the most insecure on the planet,and its the fear of not being in a relationship which makes this putz feel like hes a loser with no life,so he has to protect the relationship at all cost,and this means putting the girl before everyone or anyone,it really doesnt have anything to do with sex.these guys will also date just about anyone,and will also be in long term relationships with these girls.i like to call them bandade relationships,because he will go from one to outher with no real reason why hes dating the girl,he knows he has to find a relationship,thats the key for him,sadly these people never find true love,because if u consider every girl on the planet relationship material,the how do you know who u really like.
girl-where do u want to eat tonight
guy-wherever u want to honey
girl-what color should we get for the new curtains
guy-what ever color u want honey
girl-what are u doing friday,ur not hanging out with ur friens are u
guy-no,well do whatever u want to do honey
guy-honey i ordered the payper view fight im gonna invite some friends over ok
girl-i have a headache,i just want to sit here with you,and u need to finish the dishes
guy-ok honey,i wont call anyone,do u need your laundry today
friend-this idiot just called me and said hes not getting the payper view now,jesus christ he is one pussywhipped motherfucker.
pussywhipped by doinkbutt December 13, 2007
1: Specifically used describe online tech support who act as if they are onimpotent, but end up responding to your problems with ridiculously worthless solutions.

2: Incompetent customer support staff who take an obscene amount of time to respond to your email - usually because they have absolutely no idea what they are doing.
Many "too big for their own good" web sites seem to hire a lot of baytards to run their customer support department.
baytard by WasInvincible February 19, 2006
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