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machetanz 

A girl who is horny as hell and plays dat grab action and pisses them girls off. But all the men are fine because her ass is phenomenall
look at all those machetanzs i just wana Ugh them
machetanz by Balooga whale January 19, 2007

John him off 

When you pay a male hooker to unknowingly jack off your friend. Your friend becomes a “John” despite his knowledge.
My friend helped me out so I paid this guy to John him off.
John him off by Pcycl3 January 25, 2023

$UICIDEBOY$ 

$uicideboy$ best duo in the rap industry.
Ruby/Spooky da scary
Yungxrist/$crim
Me:Hey bro you listen to $uicideboy$?
Bro:Yeah my favorite song is Paris.
Me: *kills him*
$UICIDEBOY$ by thunderbolt21dorito January 4, 2020

Jong In Chung 

A pioneer of gooning. Jong In Chung was the first man to ever goon, he gooned to a point where he would have hallucinations similar to that of the effect of Salvia. His gooning was quickly recognized by the GIA (Gooner Industry of America) and he was sentenced to death for trying to teach the American population the true goon form. Now Jong gives speeches at middle schools and GA (Gooners Anon) meetings to try to stop the movement he started.
Anton - "Man..I wanna goon just like Jong in Chung"

Ali - "You dont wanna do that, he has to eat through a catheter now"
Jong In Chung by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024
A sexy daddy. A good looking older man that sometimes has a beard that isn’t fully grown yet. Hottie Babe middle aged man.
My co-worker is a Zaddy cuz he’s fine AF.
Zaddy by MamaAi May 27, 2022

Mobushra 

Mobushra is a sweet kind hearted person that is very smart and nice. She is very smart and she is a beautiful person
Wow I wish I had a Mobushra!
Mobushra by Jackie MacDonalds September 13, 2020
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