moujik - a Russian peasant (especially prior to 1917)

a girl with soul snatching gorilla grip pussy

Tripodding is the act of standing or wedging a phone on an erect penis so it is facing the desired way in order to take hands free selfies/ video calls

a form of sex, but performed by two women.. lesbian sex.. when said, it should be spelled out such as "s-e-c-k-s" if you write it on a large posterboard and tape it to your door your mom will probably ground you for about two weeks.. TRUST ME

Ethan is the hottest person ever who likes someone and you don’t expect it but they like him back and his body voice smile and personality is amazing

When you think a situation will be comfortable and easy (like sitting in an Adirondack chair) but it turns out to really fuck you in the butt.

May also be a man dressed as a chair with an exposed dick.