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1/3 of the Migos. He was the quietest, and coolest dude you'd ever had the pleasure of meeting. The most unrecognized out of the members, but to be fr, he had the most overall flow. On November 1, 2022, right after Halloween, a altercation broke out against a unknown guy and Quavo, who was with takeoff at that time. Quickly, a fight broke out and punches were exchanged on both parties. Gunfire broke out, and people were hit and injured. Takeoff was shot in his neck twice and was declared dead on arrival.
Person 1. Damn Takeoff died?
Person 2. Yeah, may he rest in peace. ❤
Takeoff by Tatatrap November 28, 2022

Ceramic phone to God 

The toilet, when vomiting. Known as such due to the noises coming from the bathroom. That, and having your flatmates asking you "how's God?" the next morning.
Ceramic phone to God by moodus March 13, 2005

indian gamer 

Gamers from India who think they are real gamers. Mostly spend their time talking about graphics and hardware. Obsessed with CS, Fifa, Dota, GTA etc. Mostly play pc and either pirate games or buy steam games during sales.
Indian gamer 1: Eh tu CS khelta hai kya? (Hey, do you play CS?)
IG2: Haa bhai, crack bhej na (Yeah bro, send me the crack)

IG1:Fifa 18 khelta kya (You play Fifa 18?)
Haa.

IG2: Kya mast graphics hai! (Yep. What amazing graphics!)
indian gamer by Abhi_ October 23, 2017
A cum guzzling whore bat from hell who is a disgrace to the family and disowned by all that have a brain
(a)You hear about the stupid cunt deanna
(b)Yea i heard her boyfriend is a pedophile
Deanna by Chickenmcnigerian June 20, 2022
A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.
A guy going onto a forum and shouting " HEY EVERYONE! I GOT A 15 INCH COCK!" would be a dildoni.
dildoni by Argle September 23, 2007
Referring to someone/something as being "In the Butt Gay"; meaning said thing or person is really gay.
Ian had sex with that guy he met in the bar last night; he is most definately ITB Gay.
ITB Gay by gnun November 2, 2009

I am not a financial advisor 

A term used by degenerates who want the credibility and reputation of an actual financial advisor but don't want the accountability and liability that comes along with it. Mainly used by room temperature IQ individuals on TikTok, Youtube, Twitter, etc under the age 21 who probably don't even have a degree, CFA, or any knowledge about basic economics yet feel the need to give financial advice.

You can find them on social media using terms like #ToTheMoon #Stonks #DiamondHands and bandwagoning the latest hype stock or meme crypto and then never to be seen again until another hype stock is talked about by the masses as they don't know anything else about the financial world other than riding the current trend.

They are somewhat related to furus (fake gurus) who want to sell you $1000 courses on stock market education you could probably find on the internet with a few minutes of research. These wannabe financial advisors love to talk about meme stocks and cryptos as well as telling people to #BuyTheDip or #HODL #DoNotSell while still putting in their disclaimer "All posts are opinions and I do not give buy, hold, or sell recommendations."

The problem with these fake advisors is that they think saying they aren't financial advisors creates a loophole where they can't be held liable for their advice. This is literally the same concept as using copyrighted material and saying "No copyright infringement intended" which completely contradicts their statement.
Actual financial advisor: I use highly complex algorithms and statistical modeling to determine accurate probabilities on my investments and can show you that investing in the S&P500 index has proven to give around a 10% return for the past 10 years

Wannabe financial advisor: stonks go brrr, doge to the moon, buy the dip guys, apes strong together *loses life savings after yoloing it on 0 day expiration options*

Actual financial advisor: This person definitely has "I am not a financial advisor" in their bio
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