Shitter's Ditch

A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.

Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !

Shitter's Ditch by Devlin Dogue April 22, 2018

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lay the smackdown

The act of physically attacking another individual.

That guy has some anger management issues, yesterday I saw him lay the smackdown on his beeatch for talking back.

lay the smackdown by Tsunamisurfer June 22, 2005

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CoCo Puff

What you call someone when they think they are more important than you

You see that girl? She being a freaking CoCo Puff right now

CoCo Puff by Not the IRS July 12, 2015

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talley spawn

a random and unexplainable appearance of something unwanted

person 1: Yo dude whats up
person 2: hey man you coming to my party tonight?
talley spawner: hi guys
persons 1&2: WTF?! talley spawn!

talley spawn by i am the coon December 19, 2010

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tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!

"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"

tell me a joke by Krkič December 11, 2019

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Maderfalle

Is a name for a person which is called Sophie

Hey Maderfalle [Sophie} how are you doing today?

Maderfalle by snowfalkez October 17, 2022

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Studaism

To listen to your inner Stu. To embrace changes in life with your Stupendous Student inStude you.

May the Stu be with you.

Charles: I can't find god anywhere!
Shirley: Have you tried under the bed?
Charles: Yes, the bastard isn't under there
Shirley: Oh, I'm out of ideas, may as well join Studaism
Charles: May the Stu be with you
Shirley: Fuck off, Charles.

Studaism by Freedom Badger January 30, 2009

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