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noun, acronym. Go Fuck Yourself With a Polearm. An exaggerated or more severe form of Go Fuck Yourself.
Dan was so mad at Levi that he printed a 3 foot by 3 foot sign that said gfywp.
gfywp by kern.sybal February 24, 2024

Asperger's Syndrome 

Asperger’s Syndrome (AS) is a neurodevelopmental condition related to the autism spectrum. Affected individuals (usually of normal or above average intelligence, capable of intense focus, strong attention to detail, painstaking adherence to policies and procedures, unorthodox problem-solving and high productivity in the areas of their interests and aptitudes) are prone to motor coordination impairments, sensory oversensitivities, have difficulty interacting socially along “unwritten rules”, reading nonverbal language or navigating workplace politics, may prefer solitary activities and are often viewed as eccentric. As a tragic result, many end up un- or underemployed and on the receiving end of prejudice , bullying , negative stereotyping, harassment and discrimination.
Here's a victory story about a SoCal woman with Asperger's Syndrome who stood firm and fought a good fight -- and won her case against an employer! It's people like this who make life better for Aspies who are not able to break through on their own, who rely on others to carve a path that they can follow. I'm grateful for those with the ability to make a difference such as this woman has done. Just read. It will warm the cockles of your heart and make this Thanksgiving Day better!

http://
bullyinginstitute.org/
bbstudies/astrial.html
Asperger's Syndrome by blahster September 5, 2008
Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.
Real Pirate: "Arrr, Hail the pasta!"
Pirate by direwolf December 3, 2014
A combination of Oh and Lol.

As in someone realising something and then finding it amusing.
Person 1: I'd like to go to Penisland
Person 2: WTF?
Person 1: Olol, I meant Pen Island.
Olol by Joelolol December 19, 2008

Ink Finger 

When you get ink all over your ring finger after large amounts of writing with a pen.
Henri: I had to do so much writing in class today I have really bad ink finger
Jesson: That sucks, wash it off in the bathroom
Ink Finger by ProdigyOfShadow July 30, 2010

buttslither 

When something looks like slithers of poop coming out of an ass, it is called or referred to as buttslither. Originating from Hugo Lopez
Hey foo, can you squeeze me a buttslither of paint from that tube?
buttslither by Ent March 3, 2005