direwolf's definitions

The Home Alone

When you materbate a home by yourself and cry in shame after

I did "The Home Alone" last night and felt pathetic at having to do so

by Direwolf December 16, 2022

Devin

Person whose been ghosted 250+ times in a row over the process of 2 or 3 years

Dude, did hear about Tim? He's left Tinder cuz he can't take the thought of turning into a Devin

by Direwolf July 26, 2025

Bug-Divers

Egotistical Bugfucker, have lowest IQ of all Helldivers hence is why they fight bugs

Bruh, that's a group of Bug-Divers running a train on that fuckin bug.... hey morons your supposed to kill that bug not have sex with it

by Direwolf July 27, 2025

Bot-Divers

The real heros of Superearth spilled oil on Malevolent Creek, better than Bug-Divers, and the wet dreams come true for SEAF Chan

We spill oil and get and constantly are getting laid, we are the fuckin Bot-Divers

by Direwolf July 27, 2025

Mississippi pudding pie

When one during intercorse pulls out right before cumming, then proceeds to ejaculate into a pudding cup, takes said pudding smears in on the vagina and proceeds to eat her out.

Yesterday me and Susan did Mississippi pudding pie during a orgy!

by Direwolf December 15, 2022

Rolfing

To post anti ATF/Fed bois memes on Facebook, not to be confused with Bubbaing which is to post pictures of terribly modded "Bubbaed" firearms

Dude Rolfing is my favorite Facebook activity of all time!

by Direwolf April 6, 2024

Zombied

When an ex messages you out of nowhere asking for money, a hookup or a place to crash.

I got Zombied last night by my ex Karen. She wanted a booty call

by Direwolf May 7, 2023