an endless downward spiral of false hopes that are there only to be crushed and ur left empty inside longing for a purpose

when you give someone permission to buy you chocolate, and then pays the buyer to never speak of the chocoladvantager.

The most perfect girl to ever exist. She will always be there for you even when dealing with her own issues and truely sees you. She is beautiful in every way - Her eyes are divine, her her hair is sublime and her beauty is the kind that poets would spend years writing about. Her voice is angelic, melting your heart as you listen to her talk about the most random things that she thinks has no meaning, but hearing her talk means everything to you. But the most beautiful part is her soul, it is celestial and anyone who knows her would agree, and is the luckiest people on earth. If you have her in your life, hold her tight and never let go because she is truely the best thing that happened to you whether you know it or not.

cant play any fps good at all
especially counter-strike

Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.

A douche canoe hailing from Wyoming who’s choice of outfits typically revolves around the latest trends in faux sheep wool vests. His main goal is to be so smooth that even if things don’t work out with you, he still can still get a hand job from your friends.