A technique used to avoid human interaction after defecating in a public restroom. The pooper waits until the coast is clear and all other bathroom inhabitants have left the bathroom before emerging from their bathroom stall.
I sawRory walk in there 20 minutes ago. He must know I'm waiting and pulled a La Russa, I'll catch up with him later.
Someone who runs at a decentpace, on all terrain, in all weathers, because they want to.
'not a fucking jogger OK'
As the runner finished his fartlek, with hands on knees, gasping for breath, his neighbour kindly asked," did you have a nice jog?"
Contemplating whether to kindly point out to his neighbour that he was in fact a runner not a jogger, he instead decided to politely reply," fuck off you twat!"
An absolutely loyal person and will always be there for you. At times they are a bit odd but they are really kind people and you would never want to lose one. They are always going to be there for you no matter what.