A “bag of meat” is a hilarious and usually narcissistic way to refer to a female one has a sex appeal for.
Charles: Did you see Ginger (female) today? She was looking good.
Carter: Yep, I’d rip that bag of meat.
Carter: Yep, I’d rip that bag of meat.
by Genitalgenius February 14, 2020
The word garp, is a verb and expression used to describe the way someone is eating food. It correlates to how quickly one has eaten their food. It is usually followed by the word - down
“I just garped down a whole box of oatmeal”
“You gonna garp any of those won tons?”
“Think I can garp down this whole jar of peanut butter in one day?”
“Sorry I was late, I got carried away garping down a plate of pizza rolls”
“You gonna garp any of those won tons?”
“Think I can garp down this whole jar of peanut butter in one day?”
“Sorry I was late, I got carried away garping down a plate of pizza rolls”
by Genitalgenius February 24, 2020
Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.
Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021
The nasty potato sized shit that lies in every bathroom, un-flushed, of course. After leaving a hot potato, it is common courtesy not to flush, so others can admire the sheer magnitude of its size and stench.
I went into the high school bathroom to discover a HOT potato in the fourth stall. Proceed. With. Caution.
by Genitalgenius February 24, 2020