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Man, she has a bad case of CST!
Cst by Jake Tyler January 11, 2008

Benjamin 

Benjamin is like My other half, his everything i'm not, so when i'm With him i'm total. He gives me his love like no body else can, he gives me his life. his a bit dark but that makes his personality extra butiful. when i look into his green eyes it like i se the future. His curly golden Brown hair highlights his gorgeous face. Somtimes i caught myself smiling fore no reason, Then i realized i was thinking abot Benjamin.

If you don't have a Benjamin in you're life Then i feel sorry fore you.Bennji makes my day.
Benjamin is like My other half, his everything i'm not, so when i'm With him i'm total. He gives me his love like no body else can, he gives me his life. his a bit dark but that makes his personality extra butiful. when i look into his green eyes it like i se the future. His curly golden Brown hair highlights his gorgeous face. Somtimes i caught myself smiling fore no reason, Then i realized i was thinking abot Benjamin.

If you don't have a Benjamin in you're life Then i feel sorry fore you.Bennji makes my day.
Benjamin by Tröjan June 18, 2012

Call Of Duty 4 

The most unrealistic, "realuistic shooter".The game consists of soldiers running around throwing grenades any direction they please and pretending to aim when killing enemys. Players will stop playing games that take some SKILL to play this game because, while they suck at games like halo any person who just picks up the games and plays online for the first time can get 20 plus kills in a team deathmatch game if u just pretend to aim your gun and grenades and then proceed to brag about how badass they are. almost 90% of people will not have mics to comunicate some stratagy with their teamates this is mainly because no stratagy is required to play.
Educated gamer: Hey why did you stop playing Halo.

COD fag: because Halo sucks and i'm so much better at COD 4.


Educated gamer: So just because you are bad at halo that must mean it sucks?

COD 4: ya the sheild is so stupid and its so hard to get headshots all the time. And in real life soliders aim for the body not the head cuz its bigger.

Educated gamer: So you perfeer to play a game like cod so u can get 20 kills in a match and feel like a badass while in halo you would get like 1 killl every 5 or 10. the reason you suck at halo is because you dont comunicate with teamates and use stratgey. instead you will just run out and get raped by everyone you see. and you complain about the amount of shots u need to kill someone but you have no idea that you only need 3 shots to the head to kill someone with the battle rifle. You wouldn't know that because you never bother to use any skill and shoot people in the head.

Cod fag: (now crying and desperate for a shitty aregument) but Cods more realistic and has better maps.

Educated gamer: the whole point of videogames is not to be realistic, but they are soposed to be fun and be competitive at the same time. Cod 4 is no fun because it takes no skill at all to play. And the maps are so small that they you can throw random nades in the air and get up to 6 kills from 1 or 3 nades. Also you can tell the developers took no time to make the multiplayer maps because you can find every single on in the campaign mode. so when you pay for the multiplayer maps you are paying someone to press copy and paste.

Cod fag: Shut up you play Halo and Gears.

Educated gamer: Whatever Call Of Duty 4 sucks.
Call Of Duty 4 by Lol rofl March 26, 2009
Short term about anything that has to do with anything. Made up by the great Dustin. Mostly used by stoners and alcoholics.
"Let's posey over here." -Let's walk over here.
"Let's go smoke a posey."-Let's go smoke a joint.
"Posey!"-Bitch
Posey by Jax November 6, 2006

jackasshole

The combined form of jackass and asshole is a double insult, meant for the truly worthless.
He's not just a jackass and he's not just an asshole. He's much more than those combined--he's a jackasshole.
jackasshole by Ginger Carlton September 8, 2009

idiot committee 

A group, often coworkers, whose stupidity and ineptitude combine to make for a useless team where you end up doing all the work
The boss gave the new contract to my unit so I guess it’s me and the idiot committee
idiot committee by Silver_Leaf June 26, 2022
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