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My girlfriend

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ur mom
my girlfriend is,.....
My girlfriend by whore lol April 29, 2019
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Donald Trump 

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Another way of saying orange faced dick head that thinks walls are good for the soul
Also a way to call people a huge Motherfucker
" you're such a donald trump " they said to the person being an assface.
Donald Trump by Yuri Cartof December 31, 2017
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Lump Splitter

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A budget line item for saving toward a predictable non-monthly expense.
"I need to add a lump splitter for Amazon prime, $8 a month should do"
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Wild stupid 

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When you encounter someone unknown to you and they are stupid without appearing to have any mental illness to cause the actions of the "wild stupid"
i was walking home when a wild stupid was walking down the street singing "hit me baby one more time" for no reason
Wild stupid by #SparkleButts December 23, 2016
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Cotton hole 

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Vagina
The lady plugged up her cotton hole with a tampon.
Cotton hole by harvharv November 22, 2009
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spillage in the village 

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the occurrence of a bodily emission below the waist when one's underwear and/or pants are still being worn, involving either unine or semen.
"I tried to get to the bathroom as fast as I could when I had to take that leak but no dice...spillage in the village, just outside the door!"

"That hot stripper gave me such an awesome lap dance that the inevitable spillage in the village happened before the song was even over!"
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