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Urban Dictionary

Bagpiping 

A specialist kind of blowjob where the woman blows the tip whilst squeezing the sack of her lover which in turn causes the man to moan with pleasure and wail in pain
"He forced me to go balls deep so I started Bagpiping him"
Bagpiping by Cairy Hunt May 20, 2013
The greatest name to ever exist, he is hot, handsome and cute at the same time. They have some of the most amazing humour to ever come out of a guy and will never fail to make your day. They are the most loyal type of people and are truly amazing friends. Every girl on the planet wants to date them and they are always true husband material. They always are fair and non-judgemental towards people and are very loving. If you get the lucky chance to date a Neev, never ever ever let them go.

(Also they are great in bed)
Girl 1: WOW! Neev is so sexy
Girl 2: I know right! He is also really kind and caring
Neev by nevsterng November 27, 2022

Concrete Pedicure 

To fill a bucket full of concrete, place feet in, let concrete set, toss in body of water.
I should have bought some floaties, I swim like a dead hooker with a concrete pedicure.
Concrete Pedicure by Thegoatin-gtown September 25, 2011

asdfjkl;gh 

when you are bored and not working on homework with boredom out of your mind
i typed asdfjkl;gh when i was bored in class
asdfjkl;gh by legothing March 29, 2024
A mother who shows her daughter a picture of a puppy or tells her about puppies but isn’t willing to buy on
Mom: look at these puppies
Child:can we get one
Mom: no
Child:your a bully
Bully by Htjfjfjf November 20, 2019

sweaty sweaty pancake 

When you smack some hoe in the face with your sweaty gonad and strife. Then you get the hell out of their like a skeet and skoot.
Charlie smacked his sweaty sweaty pancake all over Shelby Higgs.
sweaty sweaty pancake by Dirty Mexican September 18, 2006
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