Wife: "Give me a straight up answer. Are you cheating on me?"
Husband: "Hooblay, hooblay, hooblay!"
Wife "What the
hell?!"
Gay
Guy: "Please have sex with me!"
Straght
Guy: "Hooblay, hooblay, hooblay!"
Gay Guy: " Your so wierd, gosh. I'm never talkin to you again.