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A fpoon is a hybrid utensil that combines both the properties of a fork and a spoon. It has been documented for its unique ability to attract and consequently result in cranial damage, notably among cosplayers who dress in formal black attire. This death involves using a fpoon by holding it with the index finger in a random alley, then reciting "This is this and that's that" a limbillion times.
I have nothing but my fpoon and I want nothing more. It has been, it still is, faithful to me.

Why should I begrudge it, since during the hours when my soul crushed the depths of my heart, it was seated there beside me?

O fpoon, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.

Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.

O my fpoon, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O fpoon, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
Very Weird and May come off as a Jerk sometimes, Very interactive but sometimes over hyper,9/10 on looks 3/10 on personality
ducle by Dope,dude September 30, 2020
An absolute goddess within the earthly realm,with unparalleled beauty outshining all others and a gentle personality which can make any man fall head over heels for her.
She has mesmerizing and playful eyes which can absorb you into an entirely different world of pleasantry and delight which you will genuinely and thoroughly enjoy. And the little conversations you can have with her can make one lose all track of time sandsjajnsakd five hours can pass by in the blink of an eye just because of how much youre enjoying her company.

This woman is someone you would want to spend the rest of your life with and seeing yourself aging throughout the years with her by your side can be something worthy of a wish for most.
The shy smile that sneaks upon her face when flattered can melt ones heart to the point of no return,i shit you not youd want to punch a wall to feel manly after taking her smile on first hand holy shit.
Her honest and innocent nature makes one want to appreciate her not for her sexual appeal or figure,but for the pure beauty found within her. Having a bad day? Talk to her and youre good for the rest of the week. Like seriously,what an absolute angel.
Haishu dislikes red roses,too mainstream. Loves the blue ones!
In all honesty any man who marries haishu is eternally blessed for a lifetime.
"What man in their right mind wouldnt wait six years just to spend the rest of their life with haishu?Youre not in your right mind if you disagree"

"No dragon shall slay my haishu for that is my life itself!She shall be protected and adored to till the end of time itself!"

"Im sorry haishu where were we again? I was a tad lost in your gorgeous face."
Haishu by NoDragonCanEatMyHealer January 27, 2019
A player who eases their way to the top, respect them. A noob, on the other hand, has no will to get there.. by himself. Just read the sentences. Drumroll, please?
Newb: Can you help me get a diamond dagger?
Pro: Sure!

Noob: di di an bui mi nana whip!
Pro: Google translate, be there when I need you..... No noobish language? I told you....
newb by Nerdnerd November 3, 2016

Moddyturdoddle 

A term of endearment used by a child referring to their Mom or Dad.
My moddyturdoddle is awesome!!
Moddyturdoddle by MammaBear April 27, 2019

cunttococktavitis 

Invflamation of the introitis due to repetative insertion of the penis.
Look that chick has cunttococktavitis; she has a swollen, enlarged, red vagina that makes it hard to walk without being bow legged or waddeling
cunttococktavitis by Cock Doc. April 19, 2010