Anal Trespass

The act of accidnetally bumming one's younger brother while having to share a bed on family holidays.

Younger Brother: What the f***!? You just anally raped me! You sick f***!

Older Brother: I'd say it was more of an anal trespass as I was unconscious and just rolled over funny.

Younger Brother: Oh that's alright then.

Anal Trespass by Jed Beatty December 15, 2010

KRYPTONITE

A one hand false cut invented by Dan and Dave Buck.
To be used in conjunction with card magic or such.

"Then I did the kryptonite and they were convinced the deck was mixed!"

KRYPTONITE by DarthAllanz0rd00dex April 14, 2006

Shoebill

A Shoebill stork is a endangered species of bird. Despite having the word stork in its name Shoebills are more related to pelicans and seagulls than storks. Some people might think that a Shoebill would be aggressive or rude, based on their appearance and how they are territorial; but Shoebills are surprisingly nice to humans as far as to let a random stranger touch their children. Because of how the Shoebills act they are hunted for sport and took to be tested on. The ironic gun sound that Shoebills are most known for is their mating call; it sounds like a gun because they lack vocal cords to make sound so they snap there beak together to make the iconic gun sound.

Child at zoo: wow can we go say hi to that big bird over there mom.

Mother at zoo: ok, but it's called a shoebill and it's name is Sushi. When we go meet Shushi remember to bow to show you want to pet them.

Child at zoo: ok moomm, I will.

Shoebill by Kaka bird August 5, 2022

puffy vagina

A vagina with a large a bush and prominent outer labia.

She has a Puffy Vagina or end of Rick and morty season 1 episode 3

puffy vagina by the c lad April 9, 2017

Wil

A boy who looks like a piece of fluff

Me: is that Wil under the stairs?
Craigs Bong: Nah its a piece of fluff

Wil by Prof Knowitall January 6, 2004

justin

justin is my friend but hes hot asf and nice and very funny, please date me bestie

justin deez nuts

justin by BO FA DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUFF June 12, 2021

The Mouse

The Mouse refers to the evil (side of) Disney Company.

Oh, you used mickey mouse in your local newspaper to advertise your business? I hope The Mouse doesn't find that out.

Newspaper-headline: Employees of Disneyland got their wages withhold.

User-Comment: I mean... What did you expect? The Mouse needs its Money.

Newspaper in the year 2100: A Member of the US-Senate got murderd just one day before the Senate wanted to vote on a copyright extension. The Murderd Senator from Vermont wanted to vote no on the upcoming law. If the new law gets passed the intellectual property of people will be protected for 500 years after their death. This will especially help Disney whos right to Mickey Mouse would expire in one year.
User Comment: Wow. Well... You don't fuck with The Mouse.

The Mouse by blfire December 19, 2017

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