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Urban Dictionary

Homosexual 

A homosexual is someone who prefers the same sex over the opposite sex. Now many Bible Pushers will tell you that the Bible says being a homosexual is a sin. Let me clarify for these people who take the words literally off the page. God doesn't hate homosexuals. He loves all his children. What he hates is LUST. The Bible talks about hetero lust more than it talks about homo lust. For instance, say a man sees a woman walking down the street and he goes in his mind "Ooh she's fuckin' sexy I wanna get a piece of that" that is lust. If a man sees another man and thinks the same thing, IT IS STILL LUST. Now if a man falls in love with another man and they both care deeply for each other, the two of them getting physical is okay. It's not ok when there isn't any love involved but just the desire to have sex with another man. Same thing goes for lesbians. So it isn't wrong. Christians need to stop taking the words on the pages of the Bible literally and learn to think!
Matilda fell in love with her best friend Kathy and was happy to find out Kathy felt the same about her.

Lust in any form is a sin, but all love is smiled upon by God.

It's okay to be in a homosexual relationship if there isn't lust involved.
Homosexual by fallenravenlyn August 25, 2009

Yamsterdam

A term used for a place your homie is going to get laid
My boy Ryan is at the Yamsterdam right now laying down some pipe
Yamsterdam by Mick jigga January 13, 2023

old granny 

A sexually active cougar that can be classified as older than a cougar despite the name. Old granny’s can be horny, more sexually active and idly more pleasurable.
Just smashed an old granny, best sex of my life not gonna lie

Blamifaction 

Blamifacation occurs when 12 midgets dressed like kiss start licking each others asses when 44 shaved leopards prance and start fucking them beastiality-style. Whilst when the ass licking occurs they shove mangos and assorted fruits up the cornholes when the butt cuts begin when 12 dirty polish fags go bobbin for boners in a tub of applesauce when the dendrafeliacs start chillin up in n. dakota whilst the school children prance and play with there vibrating spinaches
DUDE I WAS HAVING MAD ANAL SEX WITH JAMIES UNTIL 12 MIDGETS DRESSED LIKE KISS STARTED LICKING EACH OTHERS ASSES WHEN 44 SHAVED LEOPARDS PRANCED AND STARTED FUCKING THEM BEASTIALITY-STYLE. WHILST WHEN THE ASS LICKING OCCURS THEY SHOVED MANGOS AND ASSORTED FRUITS UP THERE CORNHOLES WHEN THE BUTT CUTS BEGAN WHEN 12 DIRTY POLISH FAGS WENT BOBBIN FOR BONERS IN A TU OF APPLESAUCE WHEN THE DENDRAFELIACS STARTED CHILLIN UP IN N. DAKOTA WHILST THE SCHOOL CHILDREN PRANCE AND PLAY WITH THERE VIBRATING SPINACHES....total blamifacation....wanna go ride bikes?
Blamifaction by theDIRTYfucker June 12, 2004

infantilist 

i wear diapers and hypnotize myself to shit myself and pee all over me.
infantilist by ginny March 10, 2005
Quit fucking around. When someone is acting in an unappropriate manner.
I was helping out a customer and my co-worker was being un-professional so I told him to "qfa"! Wanting to be professional myself
QFA by Ruben Robledo March 5, 2008

trevon and micara 

4lifers if anyone comes inbetween them they will die
look those 2 must be trevon and micara
trevon and micara by BAES07 March 27, 2024
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