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Urban Dictionary

Convenience 

Drooling half-cripple sheep "Anger bad. Caring about things bad. Derrrr Derrrr."

Not a shit for brains "Well that's awfully convenient for you isn't it? That the thing you are not or the thing you don't do is bad.

A dumb "My entire life is a matter of convenience. I am literally worthless as I don't care about anything."
Convenience by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

Malaysian Meatball 

The product of a Malaysian gamete meeting a Ukrainian gamete. Often used to describe idiots who use their enemies'
names as fodder on Urban Dictionary to create fake and malicious definitions . As well as to describe idiots who use Chinese spy applications to break into his enemies' mobile and other internet connected devices. A person who cannot write a grammatically correct sentence which makes sense, and suffers from permanent brain damage, from spending all day on the internet.
A typical Malaysian Meatball is a hypocrite who violently attacks his enemies physically and verbally.

mountain cabbage

Marijuana, weed, cannibis, et al
"Like I need some mountain cabbage right now!"
mountain cabbage by leppie October 1, 2003

girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz 

a term used by nerds who have just seen a woman with a gyatt or large breasts.
*a woman walks into a room, in which there is a nerd*

Dang, girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz!

coolitating 

Adjective; usually describing a day, event or person. Having very distinct but minute irritating qualities but still somehow able to be described as cool
Kishantay: "how was your day" Marvin : "i ate and shit it was coolitating"

kishantay: "you mess with lisa?" Marvin : "not really she coolitating as hell, and meagan yamp ass too"
coolitating by Rickynovember November 29, 2011

Guilty Glove 

When you commit sins wearing nothing but gloves, usually performed in the bedroom.
"Gerald is an avid user of the Guilty Glove."
"I caught my dad with the Guilty Glove last night, mom wasn't happy."
Guilty Glove by Gerald E. Smith January 6, 2020
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