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A 15 year old male who enjoys his collection of twitch memes. He believes real life should just be an emulation of a dank twitch chat and continues to say phrases such as "not like this" and repeatedly spams words when he is excited such as "2 percent" or "KappaRosenberg"
"You see that CNW across the street? He's such a Kartu!"
kartu by CUMNIGGERWHORE May 27, 2016

self teller 

At any grocery store, a self teller is a checkout machine that you work without any help from an employee. Also known as a self-checkout.
“Hey yo bitch, you got 15 items or less, go to the self-teller.” Self teller.

Swashbuckle 

When you puff on a joint and get some shit in ya mouth
*spits* Naaa bro, just got swashbuckle in ma Mouth y’know
Swashbuckle by Quaintcian195 November 25, 2023

Filter fuck 

A sexual fetish in which the subject inserts his hard-on into a fish filter and attempts to achieve a perpetual suck without getting his hard-on stuck in the filter's fan.
Ashley: (in the bedroom) "I wanna try something new with you!"
Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"
Filter fuck by Finding Manhood June 27, 2017
1)being to an extreme that is incurable. Something/one that may think or act a certain way for no uncomprehensible reasons.
2)sort of like, the very much minor social version of autistic.
1) That girl just took Bob's papers and shoved them into the toilet for no reason, she doesn't even know him! What a freak... Just get away...
2) You know Chad? The weirdo in our Chemistry? He just randomly started assuring me that he takes a shower everyday, out of nowhere. Just because I said the Chemistry lab was smelly. And then started yelling that I don't shower daily. What a freak...
freak by gerberkids June 26, 2006

Abdullah 

Meaning the servant of God in Islam

Also is the name for the quiet sexy guy near the bar.
"Hey Julie, see that guy over there? He must be an Abdullah"
Abdullah by jimbob0800 July 9, 2009

SalwarKameez 

Salwar is 1 item Kameez is 1 item.
SalwarKameez is not a pair... Just like shirt & jeans aren't!
SalwarKameez chahiye Rubina ko
SalwarKameez by Panic_introvert October 11, 2020
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