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Jessica polibio 

Jessica polibio is an amazing girl which makes you laugh the whole day , is kind and a person you can trust . if you see someone named jessica polibio , date her!!!
you can use it as "cagla loves jessica polibio" or something like that.
Jessica polibio by ilikejessiedcutg November 3, 2020
Verb; A sneeze that is so physically obnoxious that one would much rather rip off the piece of cartilage they call a nose than smeeze again
Oh no, I-aaaAACHOOO. God, I fucking smeezed.”
smeeze by dorito_mosquito June 12, 2020

CannabisKris 

A extremely annoying child who is annoying when you smoke weed and rolls badly and gets saliva on your joint and is generally a complete cunt.
CannabisKris is okay, but deeo down.... hes such a DICKHEAD!
CannabisKris by polski sklep September 30, 2010
Ejeen: (v) ē-jeen: def.: to ejaculate an anourmous amount. Just a ridiculous of amount of cum. Everywhere. Like a life savings amount of jizz just everywhere.
OG Mudbone ejeens all the time.
Ejeen by Ittybittybaby August 30, 2013

omniphile 

Derived from the latin roots "omni" and "philia". A person who loves and has sex with everything. Just as a necrophile loves and has sex with dead people.
Patrick is so desparate to get play here at Stevens that he's considering becoming an omniphile.
omniphile by H4ce November 1, 2004
100 balls faced in a game of cricket, at an impeccably low strike rate - tribute to the wrongly-dropped Sir Joe Denly
And with that, Dom Sibley brings up his double dentury - having scored 61 in the process.
dentury by EbiScienceGuy July 17, 2020
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