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Urban Dictionary

A very smart and sexy person, good with girls, can beat up anyone named Josh. Strong, rich, future leader of the world, and is better than most people in the world. Escpecially anyone named Josh.
Hey look! Its Ramy! I beat he's here to lead us, and beat up Josh!
Ramy by Ramyfgghtjj October 5, 2011

drunkzagerating 

When a person under the influence over exaggerates anything and everything that they say.
"I just drank about 15 beers..."
"Are you drunkzagerating right now?"

"No, man. I'm totally serious."

"I have never had a more terrifying drunk drive home... I saw about 13 cops. And I'm not even drunkzagerating."
drunkzagerating by M. J. Barls November 23, 2011

thomas simons

Thomas Simons is a 17 year old British streamer/youtuber that goes by "Tommyinnit" that has all the girlfriends.
guy: hey do you watch thomas simons?

girl: no, whos thomas simons?
guy: tommyinnit.

Natural selection 

The COVID-19 pandemic is providing plenty of case studies for it
Many people went to these "catch corona" parties and then later died from COVID-19, guess natural selection took care of em.

Chocolate Starfish 

Fisting someones butt hole then pressing your hand on the sheet leaving a shity hand print on the sheet
Last night i left a chocolate starfish for my fuck buddie to find after i fisted her
the most perfect girl in the world, dont lose her
you know edija?
SHES PERFECT
edija by essiya April 21, 2023
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