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Darrylized 

“The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead”
“Man, have you seen Darryl recently? He is acting totally Darrylized.”
Darrylized by Soulreape February 15, 2023

Nutcrack 

The light that shines betweens ones balls and ones thighs
“Timothy lept onto the bed and I was jarred by the blinding light of his nutcrack”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”
Nutcrack by showpeasant January 31, 2024

Head and Shoulders

The act of jizzing in someones shampoo.
"Ah man! This ain't shampoo! Its jizz! Head and shoulders..."
Head and Shoulders by Sally may I December 14, 2011

Comment Vomit 

1. When one person excessively comments on any social networking site, which creates an annoying amount of notifications that you do not care about.

ie. Facebook status's or photos

2. When friends have conversations on a social networking site photo or status, also creating a cluster fuck of notifications not involving you. Often happens when you simply "like" something or leave one comment.
Dude, I was tagged in a photo from that party last night, and had 84 notifications because that blonde bitch that I was hitting on comment vomited all over it.

My friends comment vomited all over Joey's status. 172 notifications later I regret "liking" it.
Comment Vomit by AMchickentitsPU December 12, 2009

turd that won't flush 

1. An extremely annoying person that keeps coming back and annoying you after repeatedly telling them to leave you alone.
2. Anything that is annoying that keeps recurring or reappearing.
Telemarketers are turds that won't flush.
Let's meet up and get stogied after work.
stogied by _k8lynnnnnnbb_ April 18, 2018
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