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cristione 

She is so fine and sexy and smart and has a attitude but can make you laugh and a good person to be around
Hey cristione you are looking cute today
cristione by Preaty,sexy,cute January 27, 2019

Ashland Highschool 

Mostly consists of white kids, a brazillion here n there, and like 5 n a half black kids. everyone u meet there is a stoner, go up to some1 and ask them to blaze n 9/10 times they'll say hellz yes n 7/10 times they'll even match you. there the usual social group as like any other school. lotta jocks, gay preps, skaters, nerds ect. the girls there dress mad slutty but hardly ever put out, you havta drive to framingham if you want to get laid. principal is mr cummings.. seriously never become a fuckin principle if ur last name is cummings, its 2 easy. teachers suck, to the crack head math teachers to the 50 replacment english teachers cuz they always getting knocked up and going on maternity leave. ashland aint that bad tho, i mean we got the skate park..o wait.. well we have the rope swing?...o ya they cut that down...well we have a train station?....god we suck..
where do you go to school?

ashland highschool...

..im sorry
Ashland Highschool by rawwrrrr October 17, 2008
Jacob is a band loving person. He dyes his hair a lot. Very loud, not very shy. He is funny and and can make you laugh but is mean at some times. He can skateboard but won't teach you how to if you ask him. He social in school but not as much outside of school.
Friend 1: "Hey have you seen Jacob lately?"
Friend 2: "No, he's probably at a band concert."
Jacob by tupac0021 October 15, 2019
when you wanna cum in a sock
used in the south of memphis
person one: Yo i wanna suck hard af rn ong!

Moneybagg yo: nigga get
Suck by lookayolaf January 9, 2024

Mole Nugget 

A youtuber who should be praised for all of eternity! He wrote killer songs such as Baby Chokin on a Lettuce, the Duolingo Rap, and the No Commentary Gaming Rap. He also did ASMR, livestreamed games, made a movie, wrote skits, destroyed tech, and uploaded basically whatever he wanted. A true American hero.
Mole Nugget is a decent YouTube.
Mole Nugget by MurrayBall January 19, 2020

ball-bump 

One golf ball hitting another golf ball on a putting green.
Woah man! Stop putting in my line, we're gonna ball-bump.
ball-bump by ejagkyo October 19, 2009
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