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A skirt and short as one
The girl was wearing a skort
Skort by High pressure May 22, 2022
swerving is when you smoothly reject a kiss or make the other person think your going to kiss them and move your face away from theirs before they kiss you.
“he tried to kiss me and i swerved him so hard!”
swerve by 😍😳 May 17, 2021

Soap Dodger 

Some sweaty unwashed scabby lookin fuck
look at that scruffy smelly fucker over there, stinks like a piss stained mattress.. Bet he's a SOAP DODGER, OH AYE!!
Soap Dodger by Anonymous August 23, 2003
Racho a thing that loves genshin impact. you’ll usually find him watching anime or talking about anime
racho back at it with the anime
racho by winterbans April 28, 2021
Music service provided by Apple for use with the Apple iPod. Also a useless, piece of shit program with a somewhat limited amount of platforms supported (Only for Win XP, 2000 & Mac, Win ME & 98 users are left in the dark). Also a waste of time considering you can download music for FREE using programs such as Limewire or WinMX.
John: Hey, wanna go grab something to eat?
Fred: Nah, gots no money left. Spent it all buying songs off iTunes.
John: I told yo stupid ass to use Limewire. Oh well, it's yo dough...
iTunes by Just The Facts March 20, 2005

Turd Candle 

A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.

Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".
That douchebag is getting a "Turd Candle"
Turd Candle by k.sharkface September 2, 2010