ugly bumpin gloves

item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.

Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit

Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.

ugly bumpin gloves by assfacezip April 13, 2008

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compleasancy

Describing an incredibly pleasant state of affairs that render one complacent to a fault

She is dating this incredibly boring but incredibly nice guy - lulling her into compleasancy.

compleasancy by wonderspeller March 2, 2015

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Teamwork

Teamwork means showing up for your team members, communicating effectively, and putting in your best work in order to solve an issue.

In color guard teamwork is needed to be able to put on the best performance.

Teamwork by charliej05 January 27, 2026

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Dicksergeant-Lb

A military rank that is lowe than that of Private.

so E-0

This can only be the rank of the worst man in the squad,platoon, or company.

Lb =(little bitchum)

Lieutenant- Private!

Private- Yes sir?

Lieutenant- Your being demoted to Dicksergeant-Lb

Private- Why sir?

Lieutenant- Because you suck!

Dicksergeant-Lb by CDC-your boy C May 17, 2009

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Delish

marijuana
grass
pot
hash
herb
green
weeed
crack (refering to weed)

Susanne: hey brad! could you pass me the bowl?

Bradford: let me take one more; (takes a puff, relaxes...)

Bradford: mmmmmm thats some delicious delish

Susanne: BITCH (slaps bradford) I SAID GIMME SUM OF DAT CRACCKKKKKK (....delish)

word.

Delish by the Japenese<3 November 30, 2009

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Safien

Most pretty girl on earth, smart, hot and nice

Safien is amazing

Safien by Sjajs November 20, 2021

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Danielle

Danielle is that one girl that once you fall in love with, you cannot get over her, she is funny and is always there for her friends she is short, cute, petite, has dark hair and she has the looks of a goodess, she is so amazing. She is every guys dream girl and who every girl wants to be like, it is almost scary how she is such a great friend, great personality, and great looks just one of those gifted angels from God and has the ability to make you happy just by her beautiful smile

Guy 1: I think im in love with that Danielle chick
Guy 2: No! She is mine!
Guy 1 and 2 starts to fight over her

Danielle by ChoBro8 November 2, 2013

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